The Comic Theory of Tain

THE 'TAIN' THEORY (the tain plegde)

Please my fellow students

We have to Abstain 

So as not to Sustain 

Indelible Stain. 

Remember, we have dignity to Retain 

Prestigious status to Maintain

And our precious dream to Attain

Avoid been Detained 

So you will go to Britain

And Entertain

Your friends with Plantain