How To Live With My Babe
In
time past, Our girls formed a cabal, always saying what
we the guys do to them. One will post on her social network page, the others will draw their
swords and support the post..
Well guys, let me inform you; no
matter what they say, they fuck up the most.. Like messing around , and have lots of Cousin's Cousin in Campus.
Plenty lions don turn to donkey for this school..
I met a guy one day in a lonely corner one night, weeping with his flower on his hand.
Another guy had a heart attack as he saw his babe on a fresh romance with another guy in front of our popular Chitis... 'Em
dey Medical center now..
What about the guy that hung himself leaving a short note "now the controversy have ended" Who knows what the controversy is? It could have been heart attack caused by the love of his life. Could he have gone to a party with a babe and just at the climax of the show she left him for another guy who must have been his cousin's cousin and who ending up lodging with her upstairs.
Well, this is a prevention to this series
of heartbreak. Guys I advise you to listen attentively & follow my steps. We must achieve this revolution!!!
SAFETY RULES:
My Girlfriend (G.F) is not allowed to:
1. Send faces i.e smileys, when she is chatting wit another guy.. She must keep it emotionless.
2. Text other guys after 06pm even if he is the campus E.F.A.C, C.A.S.O.R, S.U etc President.
3. Call other boys by pet names, unless she wants me to act Incredible Hulk part 4.
4. Allowed to have more than three male friends ( and that is - the father, the son & the holy spirit).
She's also not allowed to:
5. Chat with a guy for more than 10minutes....
After 10minutes, she must tell them "time is Up".. She must use those words!.
6. Laugh at other guys jokes... She have to call me first then we can decide if its funny..
7. Write on a guys Facebook wall.... I have a wall too.. Write it there.. I'll personally pass your message to the guy... Agree??
8. To have a male best friend!.. Shit!!!... You wanna play 'B.F.F'
with my G.F and you are thinking of dating her huh?... Dude big warning I'm a rude
boy!!... I killed 2pac!!!
9. Receive any guys phone call after 09pm... Unless the guys G.F is about to give birth or something.
10. Say "thank you" after a guy have complimented her... Guys see
that as a gateway to flirt with her or make that a habit... Let her
simply say "k"
11. Chill with other boys... Shit!!... If he wants to chill, he should go & buy AC.
12. If a boy (especially all these 1st year boys) needs advise from my
G.F... He must take an appointment to talk to both of us. You know, two
heads are better than one!..
13. My G.F sneezes in public. Dude be like "bless you"... Dude, she's already blessed.. She got me!!!
14. To hug a guy no matter how innocent the hug is or looks. There's nothing
more innocent than a polite handshake. Its very official.
Finally!!!... My G.F is not allowed to:
15. Have a brother or cousin from another mother. If you want my G.F 2
be your sister... Then dude, that makes me your brother too. We can be
one big happy family.
LOL!!!!!!!
Guys let's rise up and wise up.
Have a splendid weekend readers
How To Live With My Babe
In
time past, Our girls formed a cabal, always saying what
we the guys do to them. One will post on her social network page, the others will draw their
swords and support the post.. Well guys, let me inform you; no matter what they say, they fuck up the most.. Like messing around , and have lots of Cousin's Cousin in Campus.
Plenty lions don turn to donkey for this school..
I met a guy one day in a lonely corner one night, weeping with his flower on his hand.
Another guy had a heart attack as he saw his babe on a fresh romance with another guy in front of our popular Chitis... 'Em dey Medical center now..
What about the guy that hung himself leaving a short note "now the controversy have ended" Who knows what the controversy is? It could have been heart attack caused by the love of his life. Could he have gone to a party with a babe and just at the climax of the show she left him for another guy who must have been his cousin's cousin and who ending up lodging with her upstairs.
Well, this is a prevention to this series of heartbreak. Guys I advise you to listen attentively & follow my steps. We must achieve this revolution!!!
SAFETY RULES:
My Girlfriend (G.F) is not allowed to:
1. Send faces i.e smileys, when she is chatting wit another guy.. She must keep it emotionless.
2. Text other guys after 06pm even if he is the campus E.F.A.C, C.A.S.O.R, S.U etc President.
3. Call other boys by pet names, unless she wants me to act Incredible Hulk part 4.
4. Allowed to have more than three male friends ( and that is - the father, the son & the holy spirit).
She's also not allowed to:
5. Chat with a guy for more than 10minutes....
After 10minutes, she must tell them "time is Up".. She must use those words!.
6. Laugh at other guys jokes... She have to call me first then we can decide if its funny..
7. Write on a guys Facebook wall.... I have a wall too.. Write it there.. I'll personally pass your message to the guy... Agree??
8. To have a male best friend!.. Shit!!!... You wanna play 'B.F.F' with my G.F and you are thinking of dating her huh?... Dude big warning I'm a rude boy!!... I killed 2pac!!!
9. Receive any guys phone call after 09pm... Unless the guys G.F is about to give birth or something.
10. Say "thank you" after a guy have complimented her... Guys see that as a gateway to flirt with her or make that a habit... Let her simply say "k"
11. Chill with other boys... Shit!!... If he wants to chill, he should go & buy AC.
12. If a boy (especially all these 1st year boys) needs advise from my G.F... He must take an appointment to talk to both of us. You know, two heads are better than one!..
13. My G.F sneezes in public. Dude be like "bless you"... Dude, she's already blessed.. She got me!!!
14. To hug a guy no matter how innocent the hug is or looks. There's nothing more innocent than a polite handshake. Its very official.
Finally!!!... My G.F is not allowed to:
15. Have a brother or cousin from another mother. If you want my G.F 2 be your sister... Then dude, that makes me your brother too. We can be one big happy family.
LOL!!!!!!!
Guys let's rise up and wise up.
Have a splendid weekend readers
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